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Tuesday, May 25



So there has been an election call in Canada... a federal government election. Oh boy what fun...
News item from the west on this topic... as the current Prime Minister gets off a bus he is faced with a dude in a Pig costume and "Fluffy" the "Honest Dog"... So I ask you... what the hell do you say to a Pig and Fluffy The Honest Dog? I'd be laughing my ass off...

The liberals... well, they managed to carry off several major mega fuck ups... "HRDC Boondoggle" costs us a Billion dollars of lost money... and people forgot all about it... the "Sponsorship Scandal" saw hundreds of millions of dollars miss managed... and people will forget all about it... and because the party has changed figure heads... the voters are expected to think it's a brand spanking new party with new ideas and a new agenda.

The conservatives... um... who the hell are these guys? they're not actually conservatives... are they the Alliance? or am I getting the name wrong? They're not the "progressives" are they? or the PC's? um...

Ah... the Socialists... er... I mean the NDP... the party that desperately wants me and everyone like me to settle down and marginalize my income and productivity because failure to do so will result in my being taxed to utter and catastrophic death to support the people that elected to marginalize...

OH... then theres the Greens... do they still do that doug henning "Floating and Meditating" thing? Tree huggers want to raise the price of gas, increases taxes, expand health care, and make monkeys fly out of my ass... you know... like the other three parties...

What an absolute fucking crock. I hate our political system... and I hate the political parties we have ended up with.

wearing
~ green ftls
~ dk green dress pants
~ deep maroon ("deep" LOL!! sorry... could resist) dress shirt
~ a bolé tie and a smile...
planning
~ well, remember that appraisal stuff I was working on last week? the person I was doing it for... just "auto responded" to my sending the results in... with a "Sorry but I'm on leave forever... please contact one of the following...". This is the part where I get all stressed and throw papers around... but I don't because that would be way too much like I worked in Radio and um... I don't.
~ more web site stuff... one of the bosses got a "pre-look" and started in with the "but I thought we'd have ... " which, of course, leads to all kinds of imaginative thinking... like... how many parts of a jeep I could convince him to eat if he were tied to a stake in the sun... (ok, stop... this is humorus... they can ask for whatever they want... relax sheesh)
~ coffee... did I mention coffee yet? no... Yeah... more coffee...
wishing
~ k... I know you're totally sick of this.. but my cocksucking mother fucker of a tooth is still hurting like mad and now it's not just biting... but temperatures... you know... cold drink.. hot coffee... searing pain... I'm going back as soon as they'll take me... fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck... I'm thinking... wee bit of nerve left down there post root canal...
~ that my friend spurbaby survives the storms....
~ for some good karma to find my friend sneetches... I have gilligans island on my mind...
~ to send a hearty "go you" out to sweet icicle
~ to just point out that the amyaustintraffic girl... is a wonderful mother... and Iil'Lilly knows it... no matter what she acts like.


Hey America... you know it's a red-letter day in the United States of America when Swan is more television worthy than Bush...
For all you know he said "We're bringing back the draft... and you're all gonna die with sand in your shorts..." oh, wait... he did say that... never mind.

So John Kerry eh... hmmm


ps. no really I'm happy... I'm just venting.. :D
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