September 15th, 2005

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Thursday, September 15 Survivor Day... :)


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Well there was rain... finally. It's been getting hotter and hotter... but at last ... it breaks. Rain last night and early this morning. Of course, this would be the first night IN FOREVER that I left my car windows open a bit over night (unintentionally) ... dum di dum...

My moms computer? bloody hell... reinstall but can't get windows to see the d-link air card... so I brought that home from my folks last night and I need to sort that!
My night? was strange. I was so zombie last night... but I got a million things done... alas... i'm usually cross eyed by the time we get around to watching Jon Stewart... Evolution Schmevelution is some pretty good shit though. See rant...

Up early... sipping coffee at the end of the "family bed" watching everyone sleeping through yet another alarm (buzzer first... then loud radio). If I didn't wake up... NOBODY WOULD... PERIOD. It's kind of comical...

wearing
~ black stripee ftls
~ dk green dockers...
~ three tones (blue green beige) shirt and tie...
~ a grin... 'cause I'm sooooo not wearing a tie when I start back at the main office...
planning
~ to finish....
~ to pack...
~ to say some goodbyes...
~ oh, and a little something about survivor guat.
~ WATCH Survivor tonight... :D :D
wishing
~ that Survivor doesn't suck!!!
~ to thank no for linking... [ :: Goblet Of Fire Trailer!!!!! :: ] - omfg!!!! Edward and suz are reading GoF now... Geo and I have read it a couple of times... It is sooooo going to rock. :D :D :D :D
~ that my friend... talashandy... my long time friend... manages ok today... you're in my thoughts sugar-J.
~ to just send a good vibe out to joggingguy... because he's way good mojo!!!
~ that the brave new world princessblondie is walking in... is comfortable. :)

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Very much in the way that I shake my head in staggering disbelief when a medical doctor stands there ... all born again and pathetic... and tells me evolution is for shit, so too do I find it challenging to remain level when I read about the Intelligent Design folks reminding us that the Dinosaurs shared happy land with Adam - the clay boy, and Eve... adams long lost rib. Yes indeed... the eye ball is so far and away beyond comprehension in it's complexity that it strains mental capacity to think natural selection could bring a single celled creature from goo to an eyeball. But that's really only a problem because the intelligent design folks are fucking morons. Please suck the garden of eden through a straw and choke on it. Why do these people have to argue stupid shit when they could say something like "cool... well that evolution thing only makes any sense if you consider that there must have been the hand of god involved to get the ball rolling." I do not believe in any god beyond the placeholder for a construct that recognizes and embraces our collective insignificance and accepts the logic of greater intelligence and the endless possibilities of time and space... which is just a long way of saying... "yo, god? it could happen". But Adam and Eve? come on guys... they only made that story up a few hundred years ago and that was just to get a bunch of practically savage nomads to start working harder for "the man" (all early religions were a means to an end and if you believe otherwise... the word sucker pops to mind). What do you think they were doing in Nicea? Dudes... they practically invented christianity in the 1300's.
But whatever... how can otherwise intelligent people continue to believe in the teachings of a religion that has been so horribly tarnished by it's own behavior over the centuries is completely beyond me and reasonable comprehension.

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Have you burst out laughing at an SUV driver at the gas station lately?
Why not?
You're really missing out.
oh... you drive one?
well then... HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA.

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Well... recent images... video and still... escaping from the hell on earth that is sometimes referred to as Iraq... you know... YOU RELIGIOUS CREATIONIST TYPES... the birthplace of man according to the bible... is (here comes the sarcastic part) just SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO better off since Georgie Poopie Head decided that it would be way more fun to have Halliburton rebuild an entire country, despite the cost in life and limb. Those Iraqi people... are just sooooooo lucky to have all this democracy and freedom. Well, the ones that aren't currently smoking... or on fire.

~ k... back to work. :)
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Survivor Update!!!!

Survivor 11 - Guatemala



Here we go again!!!!

Go to [:: Survivor Maps :: ] to see where this is all going to take place!

Then we can start getting ready for the festival of human torture and emotional suffering that we have become so fond of....

Camp Yaxha and Camp Nakum (to be renamed just as soon as we see who is where...) will be the host base camps for a new gang of sixteen people that worked hard... damned hard!!! for the chance to be punished, abused, ridiculed and have really bright white teeth on national television.

I aim to deliver on the "abused and ridiculed" part of that deal and you'll find my efforts ... right here... every week.

The "survivors" are playing in Guatemala... ancient home to the Mayan empire and, despite it's lush green environment, is a harsh and unforgiving part of the world - sounds perfect! Of course, with Dom Jeff there handing out torture ... it can only get better

So lets have a quick look at who will be playing this season?
~ and before you say it... let me say... "what??? no token black guy? no asians?" Wait... are we supposed to pick out a melatto or two??



AmyPolice Sergeant... 39 years old and all cookies and masturbating over Tom Cruise. She looks like a female fun bobby. :)

Blake 24, Real Estate Agent "slash" model... uh oh... "slash model" (shouts BEND AND SNAP!!)

Brandon, 22, Farmer !! phew... a farmer. Either leaves first or wins.

Brian, 22, Ivy League Student (fav movie: zoolander) Hmm... I wonder if he'll do "blue steel" for Blake?

Brianna, 21, sales / make-up artist... yeah, right... how about "stands around at JC Penny in a white lab coat? She lists Britney Spears as an Actress!! We're done here.

Brooke, 26, law student, Loves computer card games... so I'm guessing her boyfriend is a computer nerd that plays WoW all the time...

Cindy, 31 ZOOOOOKEEPER!! Dude!!! She is a zookeeper... "ah the guatemalan bush monkey... I recognize the feces... "

Danni, 30, Sports Radio Talk Show Host, and collagen tester. She'll have the twenty-something boys dangling off her pinky in 24 hours.



Gary ... The Daddy. 47 years old and an ex-nfl quarterback... When he asks everyone to "take a knee" I'm going to throw up.

Jamie, 24, Water Ski Instructor... or as my dad would say... a slacker. (neck, thigh, same size... )

Jim, The 300 year old Retired Fire Captain and depends customer...

Judd Is 35, likes to play donkey kong and is a professional Doorman. and has said "dude... where's my car?" with feeling!!!!

Lydia She's 42 and lists her profession as "FISHMONGER" ... fishmonger? Fishmonger?

Margaret 43, and she's a Family Nurse. Which is significantly more useful than a Fetish Nurse but maybe not as much fun at a party...

Morgan!!! Morgan is 21 and is a Magicians Assistant... So I'm willing to bet she has a great ass. :)

Rafe (RAFE???) 22, Ivy League Student... and will be having several fist fights with Brian, the other Ivy Leaguer.

There will be twists and there will be empty threats (like last time: no food... until they give them a whole bunch of food) but mostly there will be human stereotypes pushed around by that sadist Jeff. Yuppers... I'm happy. :)


* please be reminded... I love writing these...I do it for fun... and I don't much care if it hurts your feelings when I diss these guys, their religions, their sexuality, hair style, accents, ass size, etc... just so we're on the same page.

** pps... what are the active Survivor Communities here in Lj?

I will be reposting Survivor Updates in survivorjunkies, survivor11 and _survivor11 unless the moderators of those communities give me a hassel. :)
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you're assistance is desired....

One of my lj friends... (and it could be you next time... hmm) needs a few clicks of your mouse.

She has a health club... and it would be major good mojo if you could click into the link below and put the name of their place "Steppin Stones Fitness" in the "Health & Fitness" section (near the bottom of the list) and submit it as a vote. You may know her... it's meres!! (hi sugar!) :D

[ :: This is the link to click :: ]
(link opens in a new window)

The contest is at a local San Mateo paper and their doing a "best of" poll of some sort... and you can put whatever you want (I suppose) in the name and email section and leave everything else blank... just put in the "Steppin Stones Fitness" name, click and yer done... :)

So... no biggie... but if you have a few seconds...