March 29th, 2004



Ok... a few quick things...

~ GO [ :: HERE :: ] That's a link to the Warner Bros. page promoting the movie "The Whole Ten Yards".
It'll open in a new window... so click it. No really!!! do it...

Now... try really hard to look past that fact that Bruce Willis looks shockingly like Leonard Nimoy after a sex change... AND LOOK AT HIS ANKLE. What the fuck is that? The outside (versus the inside as would be visible in such a pose) of some womans freaking ankle... No really WTFIT*?

Ok... on another somewhat sideways topic... Before the movie started last night, I was all set to do my usual "Down with Cinema Advertising" heckle and low and behold... there were only Coke product placements... and no actual advertisement. cool... But then they went on with this whole high production segment that ended up as a "don't download movies" message. um... I cannot think of any movie I have ever downloaded that I have not seen at the theatre, rented from Cockbuster, and actually purchased... unless it was some lame as hell pathetic excuse for a movie that should never have seen the darkened halls of a cinema in the first place (in which case I kinda want to send them a bill for my wasted bandwidth). So I'm just saying... I am freaking guilt free on that one.

I read a great article the other day (I think it was in Wired) that outlined the notion that the entire recording arts industry is founded on a complicated series of actions that cannot be described as anything but piracy... I suppose there is no denying that the massive downloader skaters out there... the almost disenfranchised terminally broke, educated kids that the current geo political climate has so artfully fucked out of a proper living are downloading and not buying... but I know for a fact that I have spent more money on actual CDs from the store thanks completely to the culture of downloading music. How many more charges were laid last week?

ps. chances are you bought a second hand house or you rent... and you prol'y have a 14$ toilet seat. Seriously... do yourself a favour... go to home depot or something and buy a 25$ toilet seat... nice solid wood core, acrylic laminate jobbie with exposed stainless steel hinges... your ass will thank you and when cleaning time comes around... well it makes a difference there too.

(wow... hows that for an amazingly random connection of thoughts... Bruce Willis and Stand In Ankles, Guilt Free Downloading, RIAA rants and Toilet Seats.... phew... I must be tired... )

Ni ni... time for sleep. :)

ps. "hmmmm" ? it is a skin tag... not a nipple... yikes...

* wtfis : what the fuck is that?

Monday, March 29... almost April baby... :D

hahahahaha... ok... so I was kinda in a mood when it was picture snapp'en time. :D

I heard on the radio that Paris - skank-o-matic Hilton and Nicole Whatever are filming for a Fall TV show... they're driving around the country in a pink truck "trying to make enough money to get by". Um... gee... well I wonder how they could make any money?

So who's going to find the definitive answer to the question of Ankle Gate... that being the story of "just who's ankle is that attached to Bruce Willis's body...

... and please... if you can't handle the image of a mole... clearly you need to push yourself a little. :D yes?

~ black ftls
~ black jeans
~ gray t
~ kinda dark gray fake silk shirt ... has one of those "edges" that suggest it's meant to be worn untucked... which is fine with me. :D
~ ps. dear spell checker... I refuse to give up on "gray" in favour of your hiddious "grey".
~ to risk another week of snow storms and bring my shoes home... so I can just wear 'em to work instead of wearing the boots...
~ content creating... or as I like to say when the suits are listening "crafting the boiler plate text for the various assessment outcomes" (however, I spell with a K when I talk)
~ watch FireFly tonight...
~ fix up some stuff on my mom's web site...
~ that my little, and very distant, sugar... movingforward gets rid of those nails...
~ for the baseball angles to take good care of tiarafetish
~ and ... AND that some great news comes back to my treasured friend... pageeater... sending you all kinds of good-luck vibes sugar-page.
~ to send a few warm thoughts out to sirenity... just 'cause...
~ that my little displaced friend chrissmari is ok... or gets that way very soon...
~ and some special concerned and love'en vibes to my forever friend wolfiegirl... for you dad sugar... and for you.

There are times and places in a life ... the memories of which you can never escape.
There is love in the world ... and the sense of it cannot be compared to any other happiness.
There is pleasure... at the tip of a rubberized riding crop or the tingle of a gentle finger tip.
Live in the world of love and pleasure. It's your's for the taking.
Never give up... never give in. Don't let the bastards win.
Kiss... and btw... I love you.
  • Current Music
    Reo Speedwagon - Take It On The Run

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recently overheard here in cube land: "you can come in with your beaver shirt... we wont make fun of it..."
recently called out from my cube: "Speak for yourself..."


K... today is almost ready to be folded up and shoved into a file cabinet that has no file labels, no keys, squeaky runners and a facilities management "Trash Me" label on the side.

This, of course, would therefore be a good time to go home.

Hey... give yourself a giggle and go look at [ :: this trailer for Connie and Carla :: ]
I've no idea if it'll be good... but still... ;)

::::::::::[ end of the day ]::::::::::::::::

There is something... some little thing
a small warm breath that tickles your neck
it's saying something
words that make promises
and I want to let them inside.
Open the window and lean out
Ah yes, it's that time of the year!
Come to me Spring,
and do your thing.
I'm ready.


See you later...
  • Current Music
    Cold Play - Yellow

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the very loud THX enhanced, sounds of Raiders Of The Lost Arc are reverberating from my living room...

Believe me... it's hard to concentrate. I think I'll go watch. :D