August 14th, 2002

newavi

g'day eh...



Well, when I zoooomed into the home-office to snap a quick morning pic before I bolted for the door... a little bundle of smiles, skin and amazing cuteness snuck up on me and got in on the action. Last time I looked (today) my server was down so I dunno if the pic will show. (boo!) Ed, my four year old, was all about wanting extra hugs this morning... "daddy! hug, kiss and blow!" He has this little game he likes to play with a cute little hug, a kiss on the cheek that has to be made into a kiss on the lips because one of us turns their head at the last second and then a blow-a-kiss thing when you move apart. He's so serious about it too... god forbid that you should miss part of it or do it wrong... :D

wearing
~ um... pic'en... black and comfy
~ the swish swish pants again
~ p-z T and dem shoes! (holy casual batman!)
planning
~ taken some advice on the whole oracle, remedy, solaris thing. (thanks luker)...
~ watching and writing about BB3 tonight!
wishing
~ that a little bean, live'en by the ocean, will remember that she is more than that, and that anytime she's tempted to forget... well look into olivia's eyes. You are many things lil'sugar but most of all you are a person. I'll never sell you short!
~ that just once... sometime soon... a friend of mine would get a break... this is for you Cathy...

er, I’m just say’en... I’m such a git. I get up and dress in bb’s, jeans, and a golf shirt... as I’m about to leave the house, I cave into one of those "uncomfortable in my own skin" moments and end up in the closet changing from head to toe. Bah!
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newavi

ok

I'm just say'en... I freaking hate it when my server is down and I'm not able to connect to it... bah!!!
newavi

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ahhhh sweet marie...
so sweet...
so, er.. marie...
As I peel back the platic one piece that covers you,
I cannot help but catch my breath,
there you are...
looking completely delicious, fresh and smooth...
I must get my lips around you.
Must slip you into my mouth...
and BITE a big chunk off!
yo! it's a chocolate bar ... sheesh.
blond1

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well shit...
You know... the next time I catch someone making flavoured coffee in our general staff coffee maker... I think I'll cut off their freaking head, shit down their neck, and stir the whole mess with a rusty t-bar! blech... cough... hack... spit. I mean, what exactly is the point of taking perfectly good coffee and screwing it up by asking it to taste like a hazel nut or a bowl of vanila ice cream....

I so seriously need a fresh supply of crack (choco espresso beans from Buks!) that I think I may just go insane! oh wait... too late.

Please bring me a cup of coffee... there is no coffee and I really really need a cup... pawwleeeesee!!!!!
newavi

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geezus...

(insert god awful long automated phone system that seems bent on having me know the extention-I-wish-to-contact)

"Good afternoon, Magma Communications. May I help you?"
"Yes, I wanted to reach tech support and see if someone can ping my router... to see if my connection is good."
"Certainly sir. What is your user name?"
"Corto... c-o-r-t-o"
"Oh... yes... lets see now... hmmm. Sir? I'm going to have to transfer you. It appears to be a billing issue."
"Pardon-y-moi??"
"One moment please... "
click, click...
"Hello, this is Stephanie. Mr. Braden?"
"Yes... what's this about a billing issue?"
"Well Sir... we have cut off your service due to non-payment."
""Scuse ME?"
"We've been trying to reach you since December."
"Hello? I have a phone... we're talking on it now? And an answering machine. Sorry, never heard from you."
"Well sir, we've been sending you email to your corto@magma.ca account."
"Yea... well I've never activated that mail account... You mean...In all this time it never occured to you to phone me?"
"Well no sir. We don't have the resources to telephone everybody who's credit card expires."
"Ok... part one: Here's my new cc number. Part two: here's my actual email address. Part three: So you have resources to try and acquire new customers but none to try to keep the ones you already have?"
"That's not my department sir."

Okidoki...
Sheesh.