November 29th, 2000

newavi

Happy Birthday Lakme!

Happy Birthday Lakme!



You deserve all that you desire, and if it was within my power to give these things to you ... you would find yourself in a cozy little restaurant, eating a culturally unique meal with your lover and talking about making a list together of really goofy but wonderful things the two of you must find a way to accomplish before you DIE. So things like, tandum bungi jumping, scuba diving in St. Thomas together, appearing as extras in a movie together... all could count. You must have a nice little book-store-bought jounal book to record these musings in..


This of course would be an inexpensive way to share your birthday evening, but hopefully would be meaningful. So, I am going to lower my magic headphone head strap and assume my alter ego as Corto-Super-Birthday-Magic-Maker Man (CSBMM Man - people just say "SeeHisBumm Man") and cause SBM waves to travel across the Ontarian air to you and infuse you with this notion. It is now up to you to actually TELL HIM face to face that this is what you want to do. You will go and BUY the journal. YOU will enjoy this!... of course, you could do something completely different but this is MY wish for you so nananana! ok?



Love Corto. Happy birthday and please try to honestly feel the care and love I (and I'm sure many lj friends) have for you.


ps. Can you believe how totally goofy I look here... ahhhhhh!!!!!! The things I do for you!

newavi

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Hiya lj... OK So I sooo very badly need to find my own personal time stretcher so I can get more hours out of each day ... Yesterday went from 6:30 am to 2:30 am and I wanted MORE TIME. Is that fucked or what?

I'm a total write off today - well for sure till after lunch sometime... clients in the morning and then Parent Teacher interview at 12:45 (and he's in SK man... it's not like there's anything to tell me???)

Kathleen... I just could not squeeze the time in last night... but when I read your bitch'en post I felt totally "in your corner" and I sooo wish I had a chance to give you some moral support. (let alone some q-tips to clean out between the keys... yuck) I cannot believe he walked out the door. I should do a story about our big battle with stomach flu when George was like... what was it? I think 2.... oh man. Super Short Version: The only bathroom in the house we lived in then was ripped completely out and in mid-renovation. way yuck...

But seriously, Daren (???) needs a little punishment so think of something nasty and then blame me! I hope the little flu victim (this is me forgetting the name... sorry - me = rushing) is feeling better and remember to use PediaLite if theres no end to the puke'en and the other stuff from the other end...
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newavi

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Hey LJ... well I miss'ed ya this morning. I'm at home today working on a 'work plan' (or in normal talk - 'an crafty excuse for why it will take to 10 days to do something simple in somebody elses screwed up environment') for Gov Department project.

I did something new last night... it was kinda neat. One of my friends (bourbonstreet) asked me to record myself saying this thing I say to my son as I put him to bed - it's this little cutsy thing... blah blah blah - but I like it. Anyways, I reconnected my long forgotten crummy 'creative labs' pc microphone, ran up voice recorder and did the deed. So I sent it to her. Fun! I'd love to hear my friends voices... I guess that's what all the excitement was over the "excite voice mail" thing was a while ago. I didn't realize the message ended up as a .wav file that you recovered over the net... I'm going to have to set that up tonight.

ps. anybody see my goof picture yesterday... you just gotta believe me when I tell you that I actually do smile!!! Really.
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newavi

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what a goof. Z and I were reduced to tears trying to take pictures of me that didn't look completely idiotic. She was dancing around snapping shot after shot, and I'm holding my gut laughing my ass off... Any ways, I tried to take a shot of myself and managed to push the 'timer' shot button, jump around to stand there looken all dapper ... and I fell! So, heres a lovely shot of that!
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newavi

go ahead, honk just once more... go ahead.

I saw a television commercial last night that really stuck with me. It's for some game console, it's that 'crash bandico' (or something) and it has to do with some guy honking his horn ... ultimately the 'crash' character is in a full body TANK pointing the 20 millimeter (I'm just guessing there!) cannon directly at the guy in the car behind him and he's yelling "Go on, Honk again... come on ... Just once more.. I'm waiting..."
:: Ames (paperdoil) is just not up to super snuff tonight and I wanted to make big deal out of saying that I for one am wishing her major super good-times-rolling positive vibes. Look forward not back and remember that love finds a way... it just does!
:: Ok, seriously now, i'll stop. it's just that I posted a totally goofy pic of me last night (something I never EVER thought I'd do here in lj land... ) then I just posted a pic that proves I'm a dolt. So I'll post just one more that at least does not look pathetic (can you tell I have issues when it comes to pictures?)
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