Good morning LJ... I am loaded for bear today.. much to say here, tonnes to do at work and to top it all off, I'd rather be sleeping! I'll get to a bb update in a little while but I gotta earn my pay for a while blah blah blah. One thing tho... somehow, I've ended up in love with loud clothes! No not bright orange and neon green clothes... I mean clothes that make a lot of noise! It started with a simple pair of parachute material track pants... I could live in those pants! (swish swish swish swish). Then zebra decided to help me find my inner child and has been doing moocho shopping for yours truly... She came home with a pair of Point Zero pants; cargo deal with the thigh pockets etc. and these babies do the serious swish swish too. (they're fun tho - with the knee zipper and all - I've actually unzipped to make shorts a few times - NOTE: pritty interesting stuff here huh?) So, Zebra's been shopping again and I scored big time. I got some great new shirts - may fav is dark blue, long sleeves and this single orange stripe running from cuff to cuff across the chest - I LOVE IT - and another pair of cargos. This time they're charcole colour and kind'a brushed cotton but still LOUD... swish swish swish swish. No more sneaking around for me! Man, it was not so long ago that I was do'en the shirt and choke chain (Tie) with 'lovely slacks' every fucking day and I always hated it. I have only one good memory of wearing a tie and it was an abolutely beautiful pure silk number that I wore to my own wedding. Nice dark blue suit and gorgeous tie to get married in... no tux for me! OMG I am clearly hurt'en to go on and on like this about nuth'en. Sorry. (swish swish swish). later.
well my internet feed from work went down shortly after the last post... (very large bag o'drag) Now i'm waiting to see if my bb update arrives at home via email so I can post it before tonights show!!!
Ok, here's the deal... the email finally came through so I'll post it. Zebra and I always tape TV then watch after the lil'bits are all snug in bed and actually asleep... So I have not seen tonights episod yet... I have - however - noticed absolutely huge volumes of information being posted at the bbs (live feed trani's and general discussions) so there will certainly be more fuel for the BB update fires... -- todays bb update (from lunch time today) -- ps. have I told you I love you lately?
I gotta stiff neck and it sucks!! (would you like cheese with that!)
BB Update Time far too much has happened to cover it all ... so lets hit some hi points: George: is a complete and total lunatic and I'm not saying this to be mean... he's just a one wacked out guy and THE OTHER HG's R NOT SEE'EN THIS! My prediction of him having a melt down before the end of yesterday may not have come to pass completely but man-o-man, this guy is really out there. BB is showing the "top-secret" George do'en his "Please don't banish me" stick in the Redrum, and that's nice for us... if the HGs could see that stuff they would carry him to the door themselves. Last night he did a completely racist deal imitating an immigration status dude that runs a convenience store... it was almost as sad as the "Somebody shot me" skit the night before... Note: George accidentally killed a friend of his in an unfortunate hunting accident some years ago and there is much bbs discussion about the tastelessness (nice new word) of his "three bullet hole" skit. I hope he goes... (as opposed to any of the others...) Curtis: has magically transformed into one of the puppies from that old coca-cola commercial with the little kid being swarmed by the puppies... ('member that one?). Anyways, he's grown all this soft fur, has puppy breath and great big moon eyes. This could just be an optical illusion caused by the unashamed love, lust and deeply seeded desire to actually become Jamie (aka Michael Jackson). Some people think he's fallen in mad-crush with Miss Washmetonnes but I'm thinking he just wants to bury her in the basement and actually try to become her. Some say he will go this week, but I seriously hope not - his over-the-top mooning after Jamie will be too fun to watch dissolve when she gets booted next time round. Brattney (the masturbating dynamo - TMD) is - IMHO - a great big ball of nice. Her never-ending supply of stories-from-my-life could only get more intense if she started prefacing all of 'em with "And one time at band camp..." That not-withstanding, I think she represents most of the fun on the show so there... She's coloured her soon-to-fall-right-off-her-head hair back to something like a brown and is basking in the glow of her Most Popular status - augmented slightly by the airplane fly-by with the banner "Save Brittney - Vote George" that BB uncharacteristically allowed them all to see. (hmmmm, me thinks they - BB - are just a'plotten HF after HF for these happy folks). Miss WashmetonnesCan anybody possibly make their eyes look like narrow slits more than this girl? It is becomming more and more apparent that she is not superficial... that would imply that something exists below the survace that is being masked... sorry folks, there's nothing there. Everybody (the other HGs) feels sorry for her 'cause she didn't get the nod on Fry TV (nomination day) and is now 'on the outside', seeing as everybody else got nominated... She through a (I'm quoting the Live Feed transcribers here) "hissy fit" last night when BB gave everybody a survey to fill out ... things like "which house guest will win?", "who is the most loyal?", "who is the most two-faced?" Well Michael Jackson was none-too-pleased at having to answer these questions... she felt BB would use the information to stir the pot of emotions between the HGs. OK SOMEBODY GIVE THIS GIRL A CLUE... what does she think they're doing in this house? Of course BB wants to stir the pot... can you spell ratings? She really went to town, threatening to BURN her survey ... BB got on the horn and balled everybody out a few times... seriously, it was priceless. "The weekly budget will be cut in half for the duration of the show if you don't stop discussing your answers and start filling out answers to ALL THE QUESTIONS!" Oh yea... in the middle of this, George is playing ball outside in the dark with Ed and he falls (George) and ends up rolling (not a word of a lie here) in dog shit... he even gets it in his mic!!!! I thought Ed was going to have a heart attack - he was laughing so hard. Will that be on TV? Cassandra: Perpetuating the image that she is the only guest on the show with a personality above that of a 4 year old, BB pulled Cas into the Redrum following the Survey Rebellion to talk about why the HGs have giant sticks up their collective butts about BB trying to elicit some kind of TV Show worthy interaction. The bottom line from that deal is that BB has stated the HGs must either stop being so bloody superficial and mix it up a bit or BB will continue to push their buttons. Some of the HGs got the message while others simple dug in deeper. Regardless of her calming affect on the others I'm thinking her days are numbered in the house only in that there is no compelling reason to keep her - beside how nice she is and when money is talking, "nice" ends up at the back of the line. Eddi: by far has become the fav of the online bbs community of live feed viewers. His straight shooter attitude mixed up with a serious warm fuzzy discussion with Cas re: why are we all here and what do we want out of it is making me think he and the Brat will be in the run for the green when it gets down to the wire. Josh: (imagine two or three pages of the letters HAHAHAHAHA at this point) I can't figure this guy... He is as sweet as honey in the morning half the time and dumb as a post the rest of it... The live feed transcripts recount (with gusto I might add) the near miss the other night as he and TMD lay on his bed (she's on top) for an hour or so talking in hush hush tones. At one point a flurry of posts discussed their KISSING ... but alas, as Chris Carter would say, "The Truth is Out There"... there was no real kiss, although the Brat did kiss his cheek. They talked about how much they want to neck until their lips fall off... please, if there is a god, let these people stay in the house long enough to embarrass the shit out of themselves... Have u ever seen a kids cartoon called "mega babies" or seen the commercial? You know how the mega baby 'fart' is represented in the cartoon? This is what I expect to happen in the Brats loins the second his tongue touches the roof of her mouth.... She will positively become air-born. As for Josh, he said something in the very first couple of shows about bringing a box of condoms into the House... I'm starting to see why... he must be experiencing a degree of dynamic tension that would make even FrankenFurter break a sweat. PS. The HGs do not realize that the live show (the Banishment installment) is this Wednesday... they think it's Thursday... There will be much shock and surprise I think. PPS. Watch for George (the complete loon) to appear in the Redrum dressed as Karen talking about breast size... just another reason to keep Dr. Should-have-his-license-revoked around with a straight jacket on Wednesday night... See ya.
ever wonder why someone would go to all the trouble to read buckets full of transcripts, watch a tv show, watch internet feeds, and then write these big long tongue in cheek synopsis of the situation...?
that said, I gotta admit that I kinda get a rise out of the creative part of writing it... if it wasn't this, it'd be something else. I work in such a geeky tech universe that something like this a fun way to pull a 180 on life. There I go, gett'en deep again... Logistically, it's a nice way to make sure I actually take a break at lunch instead of the default 'working thru'.