FIRST AND FOREMOST:
~ GO [ :: HERE :: ] That's a link to the Warner Bros. page promoting the movie "The Whole Ten Yards".
It'll open in a new window... so click it. No really!!! do it...
Now... try really hard to look past that fact that Bruce Willis looks shockingly like Leonard Nimoy after a sex change... AND LOOK AT HIS ANKLE. What the fuck is that? The outside (versus the inside as would be visible in such a pose) of some womans freaking ankle... No really WTFIT*?
Ok... on another somewhat sideways topic... Before the movie started last night, I was all set to do my usual "Down with Cinema Advertising" heckle and low and behold... there were only Coke product placements... and no actual advertisement. cool... But then they went on with this whole high production segment that ended up as a "don't download movies" message. um... I cannot think of any movie I have ever downloaded that I have not seen at the theatre, rented from Cockbuster, and actually purchased... unless it was some lame as hell pathetic excuse for a movie that should never have seen the darkened halls of a cinema in the first place (in which case I kinda want to send them a bill for my wasted bandwidth). So I'm just saying... I am freaking guilt free on that one.
I read a great article the other day (I think it was in Wired) that outlined the notion that the entire recording arts industry is founded on a complicated series of actions that cannot be described as anything but piracy... I suppose there is no denying that the massive downloader skaters out there... the almost disenfranchised terminally broke, educated kids that the current geo political climate has so artfully fucked out of a proper living are downloading and not buying... but I know for a fact that I have spent more money on actual CDs from the store thanks completely to the culture of downloading music. How many more charges were laid last week?
ps. chances are you bought a second hand house or you rent... and you prol'y have a 14$ toilet seat. Seriously... do yourself a favour... go to home depot or something and buy a 25$ toilet seat... nice solid wood core, acrylic laminate jobbie with exposed stainless steel hinges... your ass will thank you and when cleaning time comes around... well it makes a difference there too.
(wow... hows that for an amazingly random connection of thoughts... Bruce Willis and Stand In Ankles, Guilt Free Downloading, RIAA rants and Toilet Seats.... phew... I must be tired... )
Ni ni... time for sleep. :)
ps. "hmmmm" ? it is a skin tag... not a nipple... yikes...
* wtfis : what the fuck is that?