Mostly harmless (corto) wrote,
Mostly harmless
corto

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what are the chances...

well, they're next to nill... that is, of me being fired!!!! hahahaha... the boss is telling a story to me, and two of my peers... and I just basically turned away, slipped on the HeadPhones... cranked up this tune and started typing this!!! hahaha!!! :D I'm screaming with laughter on the inside... all demure - like I'm concentrating - on the outside...

I love high res monitors for this vary reason... So this morning is just cooking... got a scope on the BRP plan for the "canadian international development agency"... bottom line: mini project for 15 days and I get to play with tonnes of documents... arrrgggg! (that's ok, I guess). The big presentation to the grocery store chain starts in a few minutes... the clients are officially late.

mini dream time... Kym, head banging super hero from radio land (nbbmom) says she's go'en to FLA with the Men in her life... Next week!!! yikes... thats gotta be karma ... Corto breaks into an Austin Powers iimpersonation saying "Ya Baby... Ya ... Grooooooovy". How far is Palm Beach from Disney? yea I know... go look at a map. ok ok..

Any consultants out there??? can you dig that I am gonna be tripple billable for most of February... woooohooooo!!!!! that just rocks. essentially this is a good time for "word 'em up, homeslice... corto is on a roll sisstah!" (I gotta start a radio show... what'dya think Kym?)

Ack: The Hairy Beauty Spot and Heartbreaker Island.
The complete wack jobs that are the bald guy and freaky hair girl on Temptation Island just kill me. Could these people please be sedated, and whisked away to a tattoo parlor to have big-ass capital L's inscribed on their forheads??? I mean she's cute and all but she is sooooo typical of a self destructive personality and he is soooo typically a complete jerk. Ahhhh!!!! at least make sure one of them is infertile... they must not reproduce.

Speaking of reproduction: the tossed the two black players with unpronouncible names (I think it was Taheeed, and Yaa;kjdf;kdfadfadfhadkk) for having hidden the fact that they had a child... and they were the absolute worst couple on the island!!! poor kid...

The mole has got to be Steven, the undercover cop... for the same reasons that I used to think it was Jennifer... and somebody put a stick in the old guy, Charlie... he's done. what an old fart... hahahaha

Ok, I gotta go... that presentation is about to start...

later lj.
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