So the stage has been set, and we're off and seeking new depths to sink to. S2 launched last night and managed to meet my expectations... I'm a fan of the show but that doesn't mean I have to love everybody, does it? About half way through Zebra and I started discussing who'd get KO'ed first. I was figuring Sick boi and she had the mouth... and while I just figured sick boi would go on the merits of being SICK TO HIS STOMACH ALL THE TIME, I had to hand it to Z on thinking that regardless of the size of her titties nobody would want to put up that much incessant talking all the freaking time.
Well silly us. Sick Boi will in fact try desperately to clone Richard Nekked Fag Hatch* and that'll take more than the introductory episode, and yes boiz and gurlz... people will put up a great deal of shit from the girl attached to boobs. We'll just wait and see how long that'll work.
Is anybody else as creeped out by the cook guy? I'm thinking he physically hurts somebody at some point.
Oh, oh, and did ya notice... They toasted deb - the girl with the very very smallest mouth in either camp site. I mean you couldn't have squeezed an acorn whole into that mouth!!!
So, they intro'd a lot of stuff for us last night and we'll get to see how it all plays out... like the completely stupid 7:20 start time for Friends? ha! This will be one of those network milestones where some dude in a suit he can't afford gets his arse fired from the programming division ... just wait and see. On a lighter note: what the heck was with the headdress that Buffy** was wearing? "hey look at this cool stuff I have in my hair... maybe it'll distract you from the fact that I weigh 80 lbs wet and am in fact only 7 years old." Actually, I thought she was cute and will most likely share airspace with the Admin Assistant / pornstar*** (she's from Beaver, Penn!!) to capture the audience that wants colleen from Survivor I to just come back.
Ok so bottom line time: I have to say that pound for pound they (CBS) updated the amount of attractive flesh they included on the show. "Attractive People Eat Bugs in Australia" was the original working title, but Survivor II won! They even had a cheesy shot of Mrs. Brady running... (as I picture Joey and Chandler sitting on their comfy chairs lamenting Baywatch... "girls in bathingsuits, running..." )
I have not got a single clue as to who will get whacked next week but I'll take a shot for continuity: If Ogakor goes to council they will fry maralyn cause that's mean (punish age!!!). If Kucha goes to council, they will certainly be looking at Sick Boi or Buffy (punish weakness!!!!)
* and don't be all offend by the 'fag' term. I really mean that he's the guy that collects bundles of sticks while wearing no clothing.
** Buffy: as in the little girl on Family Affair that carried the little mrs. beasly doll around all the time.
*** most popular stripper name : amber .