She's prol'y taken... ~ (I'm not good enough...)
What a bitch!! ~ (Actually, I'm scared of her...)
She's stuck up. ~ (What do I say to a girl like that...)
She's so vain. ~ (Gawd, I wish...)
Can't be very smart. ~ (I hope she's not smart too...)
She must be a good lay. ~ (Man, I'm a crummy lay...)
And you wonder why there's so many lonely, pretty girls...