Big Brother 4 Update!!
The Non-Show Show
Here’s where we pay the price for Scott being off his meds and getting his nut-bar self ejected from the game... a week with reduced shows and a show that actually contains about 37 seconds of actual content. Wohoo...
Loser say what?
(aka "The Show in as few words as possible")
Watching the girls... Alison and Jun, dancing and creaming themselves over being the last peeps in the house is fun... for about 5 seconds. They have a hard time expressing their true feelings when they rip the sheets of Robert’s bed and see the BLACK stain of dirt on his sheet... hahaha... ok, so they don’t actually have trouble... After that... we’ve pretty much finished off the new house stuff so for the sake of content we get to go look in on the losers... the jury. Then, to keep the fun from ending... we go back in time and review old stuff for a bit. Weeee... yeah, well they should have just finished this show TONIGHT and been done with it. So this did include the requisite cheese with a review of the naked moments and, of course, all the times the camera lingered on Jacks face as he drank in lil’Michelle in her bathing suit or spent hours talking to Erika’s boobs... A quick review of every slutty, trampy thing that Alison did... (Hi Donny... how you like’en the show? Bwaahahaha) The tear patrol brought us plenty of sniffling girls and Rob... endlessly finding some sucky thing to cry about. I noticed that his daughter, reading that letter, sounds remarkably like Eminem "doing" Stan... in that song. They don’t really review the arguments enough but they touch them... and we get that classic video moment of Jee and Jun fighting... the long series of blank noises and they bleep.
Fav Quote
"As I walked Robert to the door... I wanted to skip and sing La La La!" Damn, Jun ... I mean, you really should have done exactly that... just for the impact.
"I spent the summer counting the spots on Erika’s bikini..." Yes Jack we know.. you’re freaking cunt hair away from giving over to the lecherous side. Did he get chucked out of the FBI for making Xerox-ass shots with the copy girl?
"Shut up you little hobbit!". Hahaha... I like it when idiot Jee gets angry.
Jack: "The girls cried a lot... and then there was Robert." Yeah... he was pretty leaky.
Most Memorable Moment
K... so I’ve really enjoyed Jun making fun of north American stereotypes about Asians all season... her hotel chamber maid voice, her excitement shriek... and, my personal fav... "This is how Korean girls dance..." and then she does that classic boys-in-grade-8 stand and shuffle thing. But best of all, the editors do it in a triple split screen like we’re watching a Japanese Music Video...
Tactical
Erika really needs to sell that polka dot bikini on E-bay!
The winner...
Is still Jun... But we’ll know for sure on Wednesday. :)
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