Big Brother 4 Update!!
Threats will get you... nowhere.
Rob, in yet another genius moment, goes for one-on-ones with each girl to say that he’ll ensure they come in second if they vote him out tonight.... So, of course they get all scared and begin to fear him... NOT.
Loser say what?
(aka "The Show in as few words as possible")
The Queen of Mean, the Man-with-no-brain and the winner (hey, you heard it here first... :D) are all that’s left. So it’s time to finish the HoH game... which painfully takes most of the hour amid various moments of rubbing our faces in how much we dislike Rob and Alison. The three of them talk trash about each other and posture like mad. Stick Girl Julie, who – thanks to a killa low cut shirt – looks like her boobs come straight out of her lower rib cage, asks Rob why he thinks America likes him so much... Obviously the Editors are hiding as much from her as they are from Rob (aka The Dork). The gang of them are busting under the stress of their end-game... which translates into ice-cream for Jun, pimples for Alison and Rob? Robs starting to look like a baseball coach trying to talk strategy with the pitcher from the dugout. We have to endure video moments with their parents or friends... and Rob’s parents are such a pair of carnival prizes... they comment that "Rob was carried by Jee and Justin" Nice. Round three of the three-part Queen Rat game is between Alison and Jun and is all about guessing how their Ex’s answered specific questions... Things like "Do you think your ex is responsible for your breakup?" etc. etc. etc... and man... these girls suck. Well actually, they got very few right answers but Alison aptly wonders if maybe Justin was answering wrong just to fuck with her chances... hence all the wrong answers. The game is one that screams Tie Breaker Pending (which happens altogether too often in this show) and the big breaker question is "Without going over, how long, in days will your ex say your relationship lasted..." Classic strangeness as Alison guesses 0 ensuring she won’t go over and addressing the notion that she believes Justin will lie while Jun answers 1 MILLION, obviously throwing the challenge. She could have seriously burned for that move but, to her great fortune ($500,000) Alison does FRY ROBS WELL PICKED ASS and keeps Jun. The girls deliver video good bye messages... Jun’s borders on evil and Alison’s is pure pure pure crap. We end with Rob reunited with his little daughter and much leakiness and a switch over to the house cameras to observe Alison and Jun alone in the house. Personally, I’m hoping for 6 days of lesbian porn but it’s prol’y not gonna happen. :D
"What? In the same birth?" sweet mercy Rob... quick now... run outside and jump in front of a speeding truck. Save us all from more of this... Alison, deep in another fish story tells the house-mats that her grandmother had five sets of twins... Rob and brain power are not often in the same time space continuum.*
Jun, on Alison; "She has a photogenic memory" wohoo... Well then let’s open up her head, extract Alison’s memory and take some pictures of it... guaranteed there’s a passel of folks over in the Jury house that will be ready to help with the "open up her head" part...
"Someone take the knife out of my back..." Erika, arriving at the Justin/Dana love shack continues to demonstrate that she never did internalize the notion of this being a game not a girl guide meeting.
Most Memorable Moment
Alison, getting the lions share of memorable moments it seems, grabs another one when they play her "see ya later sucker" video moment for Rob as he sits trying DESPERATELY to not pick his nose in the Loser Lounge with Julie. Alison delivers this 25 second verbal blow job and Rob-The-Tard buys into it so huge he even comments "I like her now..." Oh Rob you are such a great player... You are flawless... geezus... I was waiting for her to ask if she could have his next child.
So Jun and Alison will be facing the Jury... the Jury is;
Justin (will vote for Alison)
Jack (will vote Jun)
Jee (will vote Jun)
Erika (will vote Jun)
Dana (will vote Jun)
Nathan (will vote Alison because he’s stupid and gay)
Rob (will vote Alison... again, because he’s stupid)
Prediction: That’s 4 to 3 and Jun's a wealthy Korean hoe.
* double "u" words rock!
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