Mostly harmless (corto) wrote,
Mostly harmless
corto

Dear IBM:

The world has so much to thank you for... as we ushered in a new era of technology and information at light speed, you were there to lead the way. Now, as technology begins to overtake every aspect of the business cycle and the true bit heads among us turn again to IBM for solution guidance, it's nice to see that you have developed and deployed comprehensive monitoring product suites. Better still, you have taken the time to put information at our fingertips with intuitive web sites that present data on all your enterprise management tools. Let me add that renaming all the Tivoli products to IBM Tivoli, and IBM this and that has been especially useful to those of us that want to search your alphabetical product database. Let's see, under the letter "I" we have... everything...
Dumbass.

Yours truly...

Moi.
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