Big Brother 4 Update!!
Finally, after years of effort, CBS gets to air a live sex show. Now all they need is a guy in a wide brim hat selling tickets outside the studio door and they can open in Amsterdam.
Loser say what?
(aka “The Show in as few words as possible'')
“Gramma’s gonna love this...'' Word... But she’s definitely not going to like it half as much as the boys back at Camp Ranger. You are the first boy to take a little international live feed USA big bro action... and yer concerned with what yer grandmother will think. What she will think is “what were you doing boy?'' Checking the live feeds we see Amanda looking actually bored while David goes for not one, not two, not three, but four re-entries. They cut most of that out for the broadcast version... but there is no denying that he climbed mount Amanda.
Most Memorable Moment
Ok... Jun is skank material... this we already know. Now picture her hooking her thumbs in the corners of her bikini top (outer pre-pit edge), leaning over and doing this serious titty jiggle’n’shake thang. You’d think she was an extra in a rap video. She has no shame (this is a good thing) and she thinks she’s seriously hot (odd thing) and Jee did not get evicted... (a great thing... for us... not so much for Jee).
Agent Jack gives Dana a little power and control test... which she passes... and in military style he doesn’t like any answer besides guilty so he still doesn’t trust her. Her days are numbered unless she lines up with someone to fend off the original eight (ha) evil plots.
Jee wins the King Rat game and this will mean nothing but fun for the original eight... who are now the original seven (bu-bye Scott)... of course, they don’t like Dana, so it’s the “original six'' although they were badmouthing David the other day so maybe it’s the original five... bwaahahaha... word, it’s the original losers and they are broken. Face it.
Oh, and in a tie breaker moment at the end of the King Rat game, Justin and Jee faced off with a question about how many days old was Amada. Justin weighs in with 80,000 placing Amanda at a stunning 219 years old... So Jee, in full support of the Asian walking calculator stereotype, wins hands down.
~ Erika still has not done anything to make me think she’s going to leave anytime soon. And her tears continue to flow mercilessly.
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