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Big Brother 4 Update!!!

Big Brother 4 Update!!



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Finally, after years of effort, CBS gets to air a live sex show. Now all they need is a guy in a wide brim hat selling tickets outside the studio door and they can open in Amsterdam.




Loser say what?
(aka “The Show in as few words as possible'')

It’s erection eviction night at studio city. Time to see Tour Guide Barbie (Julie), vacuum sealed into her shirt – still no nips, walk us through the first official toss from the house. And, of course, the first one out the door is the only girl to ever put-out on the American Big Brother series. Go figure. We see Erika crying... nothing new there, and the evictee’s making like they actually give a rats ass about the other house-mats... again, nothing new there. Of course, seeing David stick it to Amanda... literally, was definitely something new. :D Everybody pretty much gives some total crap-tastic talk to the camera in pre-vote land but the sistah! gets the big heave with a 9-0 vote... ZERO... not even a pity vote. Bootylicious obviously doesn’t count for much with this crew. A new King Rat was crowned after we watch the bunch of ‘em trying desperately to interpret the complex rule suite governing the “majority opinion'' game... The rules? You know... hard stuff like “don’t raise your paddle until I tell you to.'' Dude... I would have paid good money to see Julie rip her remote mic off, storm into the back yard of the house, grab David’s paddle and slap his head with it. “I said, don’t SWACK raise SWACK your SWACK paddle SWACK SWACK SWACK until I tell ya... dick. SWACKSWACK.

Fav Quote
“Gramma’s gonna love this...'' Word... But she’s definitely not going to like it half as much as the boys back at Camp Ranger. You are the first boy to take a little international live feed USA big bro action... and yer concerned with what yer grandmother will think. What she will think is “what were you doing boy?'' Checking the live feeds we see Amanda looking actually bored while David goes for not one, not two, not three, but four re-entries. They cut most of that out for the broadcast version... but there is no denying that he climbed mount Amanda.

Most Memorable Moment
Ok... Jun is skank material... this we already know. Now picture her hooking her thumbs in the corners of her bikini top (outer pre-pit edge), leaning over and doing this serious titty jiggle’n’shake thang. You’d think she was an extra in a rap video. She has no shame (this is a good thing) and she thinks she’s seriously hot (odd thing) and Jee did not get evicted... (a great thing... for us... not so much for Jee).

Tactical
Agent Jack gives Dana a little power and control test... which she passes... and in military style he doesn’t like any answer besides guilty so he still doesn’t trust her. Her days are numbered unless she lines up with someone to fend off the original eight (ha) evil plots.

Jee wins the King Rat game and this will mean nothing but fun for the original eight... who are now the original seven (bu-bye Scott)... of course, they don’t like Dana, so it’s the “original six'' although they were badmouthing David the other day so maybe it’s the original five... bwaahahaha... word, it’s the original losers and they are broken. Face it.

Oh, and in a tie breaker moment at the end of the King Rat game, Justin and Jee faced off with a question about how many days old was Amada. Justin weighs in with 80,000 placing Amanda at a stunning 219 years old... So Jee, in full support of the Asian walking calculator stereotype, wins hands down.

The winner...
~ Erika still has not done anything to make me think she’s going to leave anytime soon. And her tears continue to flow mercilessly.

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