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BB4 Update!!!

Big Brother 4 Update!!



I’ll take "acts like a slut" for 600$ Alex.

Ok... sort of an Animal House meets The Story Of O and Clueless thing. Which basically translates into expecting to see David fill his cheeks with mashed potatoes and spew them onto Michelle’s half naked, writhing body in perfectly matched colour coordinated skimpy tight things. No way! ohhh ma gawd! you didant? No way!



Loser say what?
(aka "The Show in as few words as possible")
Yes indeed, we have a King Rat and a bevy of scantily clad supplicants hoping to hold onto that rat tail and ride for all it's worth. Jun's being pathetic, Michelle is in heat, Dana eye's will indeed bug out of her head, and Alison? She's the world’s biggest git. Erika's in shock, as is Jack, but for an entirely different reason... Justin takes a moment to bop Alison one right across the face and Scott needs a postman’s uniform because he's on the edge yo. Food games come to potatoes, beer and pasta... no problem there, and nominations land on the highly untrustworthy Amanda (wtf?) and the Jee-the-Pawn. And everyone knows, the pawn always goes.

Fav Quote
"I'm a colour coordinated person!" Yes Michelle, you are...
"Somebody cloth the child!" Ah Alison... still fretting over Michelle.
"my boy friend beats me..." After Justin boxes Alison in the face...
"He's your ex boy friend!" As Jun points out the presence of Monsieur Freud.
"I'm cool..." And finally... a moment of wishful thinking from the punching bag.

Most Memorable Moment
Michelle, dressed in night club worthy short dress, lots of shoulders, squirming (no seriously) squirming on a stool in the bathroom as she watches Nathan shower and wipes spittle from her chin.

The Naturals
(aka The "I was here first" crew)
In Temptation Island style, the Ex's integrate with some of the Nats to play a little truth or dare... while Scott and Erika and ?? Jack? sulk on the people-sized chess board. Truth or dare, mind you, includes painting Nathan’s toenails... of course, and Michelle doing a lap dance on someone... again, of course.
A rift in the singularity of the initial eight seems to be born here... And while much lobbying takes place in the palace... Pretty boy sticks to the plan and noms two ex's... then sticks his foot way way down his throat saying that it's because Amanda is untrustworthy and that Jee is a good pawn...

The Ex's
(aka "the reason you watched...")
Rob's doing his own lap dances for the girls while Amanda smokes and Jee squirms... Michelle works every microgram of her sexuality (and risks totally imploding) and Justin? Justin is way off in the land of worming his way away from the Ex's and into the Nats... We'll see.

Estrogen Is Your Friend
Jun is doing everything but getting on her knees to Nathan. She even offers to wash his ginch. Nothing else to say there.
Alison wants to play boxing with Justin... Justin taps her... miss-judges a bit... she plays it up... and in her moment of glory... obviously returning to some mental place where she is in "manipulate my boy friend mode"... refers to Justin as her boy friend. Naturally, Jun points this out, and Alison crumbles to tears. She spits out a "I'm cool..." and thinks anybody believes her. :D

Team Testosterone
Boxing... dude... Justin decked Alison.
Scottoboy? Traded in all his testosterone for another hat... he has flipped out or is playing a weird game... but he wants Amanda back. She's having none of that. In fact, she's on the block. Now Scott is all on the war path. Dick... head...

Tactical
The nominations say "original eight" but that was just Nathan being a suck and refusing to think for himself. If Nathan isn't sucking up to whoever is willing to recline on his bed, then he's covering his ass from people who will just as soon fry his chiseled cheeks.

The winner...
~ Erika is in shock, not knowing what to do to manipulate the situation... I'm worried about her... but I'm still banking on wisdom. You don't look like her and not be a tab bit aware of the world and how to fuck with it.

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