The opposing team's coach had a thing for "coaching from the field".
Translation... the guy is standing in the middle of the action ... constantly... on the field.
The uproarious applause the burst from the assembled soccer moms and dads came about 1/100 of a second after someone, in the heat of play, hoofed a ball that found the back of said coach's head with a resounding thud. It was quite humorous. :D
Next up? Bedtime rituals.. .then off to my moms for a hair cut.