Mostly harmless (corto) wrote,
Mostly harmless
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The morning routine:
~ Shaving ~
Ed: "Are you doing the scratchy part?"
Me: "Yes, I'm shaving..."
Ed: "What are you saving?"
Me: "No, not saving, shaving..."
Ed: "Oh, so you will have some scratchy parts later?"
Me: "No, I'm not saving the scratchy part, I'm shaving the scratchy part. You know, bzzzz bzzz bzzz"
Ed: "Oh" (hand motions a shaver being pushed around his face) "like this?"
Me: "yes, just like that..."
Ed: "Georgi, Georgi... daddy is saving some scratchy parts..."
Me: "um...."
Geo: "Dad, why are you saving some scratchy parts...?"
Me: "OK, what's on TV? ... Look, Fireman Sam!!... Lets watch."
Me: (shave shave shave)
Ed: "my turn, my turn..."
Me: "Ok, but top on" (this leaves the plastic cover on the shaver)

When Ed takes the shaver, he expertly turns it on and immediately lifts his shirt and does make-believe chest hair shaving - something he never see's around here... heck I'm lucky I have the four chest hairs I have...So he's going to be an olympic swimmer?
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