Mostly harmless (corto) wrote,
Mostly harmless
corto
arguing with George;

"how come Ed gets a treat and I don't?!!!"
"I offered you both a lollipop... Ed said yes... you said no."
"but he gets a treat and I get NOTHING?"
"George, there's a bowl of potatoe chips right there... what's wrong with those?"
"I don't like the big ones... and I've eaten all the little ones..."
pause... pause... pause...
"Well break them!"
pause... pause... pause...
"oh..."
crack crack crack....

:D
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