It's time... time to pick a winner, watch all the now evicted house guests go off on one another and then get onboard with the process of forgetting all of their names. Believe me... this is easy. Come next week, unless you've built a web site for them, you'll be hard pressed to remember any of their names...
It's Danielle versus Lisa time... the votes come in;
Nine to One... 9 - 1 !!! Yes... Eric wins... er... I mean, Lisa wins... but you know what I mean.
Well fortunately for us, Julie Chen elected to wear a nice "slimming" black outfit tonight... I swear, if you blur your vision a bit, she becomes a floating face with big hair... her body vanishes.
The show gets going with a Lisa moment reminding us that she was vowing to be the "Princess of Darkness". After that it's all about showing us a few short moments of actually new video and plenty of hallmark moments from the last 82 days along with a reunion between all the house-mats.
After dragging it out as long as they can... (letting little cat fights break out between the losers, and letting them all take a few shots at Lisa and Dani) they bring the evictees back into the house following a very cheesy script... (the door bell to the house "rings" as Eric is reaching for the doorbell button). Then the gang pulls their keys out of the nomination box revealing the individual votes live and in front of Dani and Lisa. It's a unanimous vote - with the expected exception of Jason’s vote for Dani - in support of Lisa walking home with 500,000 US$s.
Eric, with a straight face, looks into the camera and says "I don't think my relationship with Lisa is a deciding factor..." Bwaahahahaha... yea right... He's sounding like an Enron Accountant here...
Most Memorable Moment
Ok... up until last nights show, my memory of Tonya was pretty much that Mexican Vacation video moment of her in the bikini... not a bad way to remember her... Unfortunately she showed up for the jury duty last night. Now all I can see when I think of Tonya is her Ross Geller (Friends) like Teeth. (remember that episode of Friends??) ... Her teeth look like they fucking glow under black light.
Best bit from the Live Feed Transcripts
Big threads opened up on the live feed web sites about potential law suits being issued against CBS over issues like... Tonya (the expensive hooker) being pissed at how she was portrayed - like she gave them an option ...er Peanut Butter sticks to a lot more than her teeth - and she's supposed to be suing CBS because he boyfriend dumped her when she got home. Or, better yet, there is supposed to be some law suite about how Lisa got on the show in the first place... everyone else had to compete to get on the show while Lisa was "asked" to participate. They go so far as to have been suggesting that there would be an injunction against the decision of a winner being made until after the law suits... hahahaha... which, obviously, is now part of the wide world of Net Bull.
What a bunch of heartless cunts... sorry but these girls are all being crushed under the weight of the mass of chips they have on their shoulders... complain complain complain... they ask Dani and Lisa and each other questions like there is some deal here where they are owed an explanation for how shit went down in the house... I'm uber surprised nobody told each other to "fuck you" when they got busy with the q&a.
~ Amy, sitting porcelain like in her Red Dress had me thinking of the "Lady in the Red Dress" from the Matrix.
~ Lori looked and acted like the wing nut she has been in every TV moment.
~ Tonya... teeth and some totally weirded out outfit... black with silver trim... again with the hooker look.
~ Chiara... ahhh Chiara... sitting in the loser lounge with the gang before they vote with her legs crossed, bobbing her foot up and down so fast you'd think she was grinding her clit against the center seam of her jeans except that her bottom lip was so poutty you just knew she's pissed. She's got a hate on for Amy.
Ok... Josh is officially redeemed from the evil villain persona by being the only person last night to actually act as though this was a game and not a high school dance. The boys all looked like either hurt puppies or bullies hopped up on steroids. Somebody give these guys a valium and convince them to relax. Repeat after me... "It's a game... for money..." Ethics, as a concept, actually came up tonight, as if it was somehow a requirement in the game.
~ Roddy ... continues to be a tool. Where does he get off thinking he's so much better than everyone else. I can't believe he is so bent out of shape over Dani and her "devil" cracks... it was part of the game... get over it.
~ Gerry... I dunno, but his neck was looking like the red speedo he wore in the jello tank... all puffy and giggly.
~ Joshie? He's really just a great big kid...
~ Eric... dude, what's with the hair. Eric is the big winner here... he gets fired from the Firefighter job and picks up a date with a pocket full of cash.
~ Marcellas... ya big freak. Please do not become famous... please please.....
~ Jason... He made a great lap dog for Dani and ya can tell they had a genuine friendship in this game... he is going to be able to parley this experience into a career.
Last year it was all about how well Will played everybody. This year, when push came to shove there were far too many emotional weaklings playing the game to appreciate a good game. Lisa won by being quiet, sweet and really lucky. Dani lost because she didn't have her lap dog vote Lisa off and keep Amy for the final three.
Lori, chiara, amy, tonya, lisa, dani, roddy, josh, gerry, marcellas, jason, eric... in 10 minutes I'll have forgotten most of their names.
See ya next year.
ps. You cannot possibly imagine how much I appreciated all the comments and discussions that have come along via these updates. You have made this totally worthwhile and very enjoyable. Thank you from the bottom of my heart.