Mostly harmless (corto) wrote,
Mostly harmless
corto

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two things...

I am a crack whore.

and.

I just had, most likely, the THE biggest idiot moment of the summer.

I bought a new car (new to me) a few months ago... right? It's a Honda civic. I have had absolutely zero reason to use the windshielf wiper fluid squirter thingi.

So I tried it last week... Nothing... push push push ... nothing. Check ... out of fluid. Ok, when I got gas on friday I filled the reservoir up... full to the top. Push push push ... nothing. damn. I arranged an appointment at the service center from the place I bought the car. Gave 'em the mini guilt trip because I was past the 30 day stem to stern warranty (they're actually really nice so the guilt trip - mini or otherwise - was unnecessary). Then I book off time from work and speed out to this place... before I go in.. I push push push ... yup... it's not working...

Go in, sit down, wait... wait... my turn. "hi... here's the problem..." Out we go. He hops in the car, drives it around to the service bay and gets a mech to check... and just as dude is lifting the hood... the guy in the driver seat PULLS PULLS PULLS... SQUIRT SQUIRT SQUIRT... jesus muthafucka... I really gotta learn to RTFM when shit don't work ... yo?


ps. check this song... find it somewhere... hola-mugaba...
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