Mostly harmless (corto) wrote,
Mostly harmless
corto
well shit...
You know... the next time I catch someone making flavoured coffee in our general staff coffee maker... I think I'll cut off their freaking head, shit down their neck, and stir the whole mess with a rusty t-bar! blech... cough... hack... spit. I mean, what exactly is the point of taking perfectly good coffee and screwing it up by asking it to taste like a hazel nut or a bowl of vanila ice cream....

I so seriously need a fresh supply of crack (choco espresso beans from Buks!) that I think I may just go insane! oh wait... too late.

Please bring me a cup of coffee... there is no coffee and I really really need a cup... pawwleeeesee!!!!!
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    You know that shiver you get through your shoulder blades and down your back when you feel cold. Maybe you’ve just left the restaurant and you’re…

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