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BB3 Update!!

BB3 Update: Holy freaking sweat stains!!!

Well now... Tour Guide Barbie walks us through another live show (at least about 8 or 9 minutes are live...). We have buckets more smushy romance stuff, lying, a magic lazy susan, a tie vote, an eviction and a surprise that will certainly piss off the house-mats huge. Yeah... things are finally getting interesting.



In Brief
Julie, and her monstrous gap - she gets up to walk towards the camera and I swear there's like two and a half inches from one miniature thigh to the next YIKES! - tries to hold our hand as the house-mats struggle to toss someone off the show. But first we get to see the big date... catered by BB and then, finally, the vote. A tie, which Gerry has to break. He tosses Eric. "Bowling for Goodies" nets us a new head-girl (Chiara wins HOH) and then they toss the big curve ball... Somebody is coming back!

Some details?
The episode is kicked off with a moment of listening to Chiara describe lisa as "Reminds me of every girl I've ever hated." and Josh being a shit disturber, lies and postures to get the other people to fight among themselves... which is good, but he does it poorly. He needs to take a lesson from Danielle and Jason!

The kids give a big cutesy date night to Eric and Lisa which ridiculously includes rose petals on the bed... and he doesn’t even make a handle out of that top-knot. Best part? Lisa gives him a gift... I guess BB really went to town supporting their budding romance... a picture of the two of them on the hammock with the now infamous word "Hi" stenciled on it. Eric’s just laughing... I mean, he’s gotta realize that he has the easiest out in the universe... he even tries it on her as we watch... His brain says "Hmm, I’d really like to get some now... lets see how can I manage my date so I get a little sugar..." and all his mouth has to do is say "hi" and she’s all over him... You know, I can’t help thinking that this is a bad thing. Every time he introduces her to one of his friends... you gotta know they’re gonna look at her funny and say "Hi!".

The pink-slip interviews include torturing us with Erics pitiful vocabulary. "For strategical purposes..." (No really... he said that...) Then they treat us to the "friends interviews". Geez, Lisa’s buddies have all the charm of truck stop hookers and the boys at the firehouse kinda had the fog of Prozac nation... careful you guys don’t get too animated or anything.

They cast the votes and it splits; Josh, Roddy and Chiara voting to evict Lisa with Danielle, Marcellas and Jason putting it to Eric. Won’t Lisa be pleased to work out these details (LOL!!!). Any ways, the tie breaker is delivered live by Gerry at the request of the stick with hair (Julie). Eric’s posturing in Gerry’s room with his threats of intimidation to Josh etc. can’t have helped his cause much because Gerry really doesn’t hesitate to call it. He starts with another effort at relating it all to a chess game (lame, btw) and we can see Danielle pulling a face in the background... hahaha... Eric diss’s Gerry on his exit, tells Lisa he loves her (yup, he said that) and he goes.

Um... I was noticing (for the first time) that the center circle on the lazy susan - the swivel table in the center of the big round table - keeps changing size... when it’s a nomination ceremony, the thing is huge, but last night it was significantly smaller. Just thought I’d mention it.

Fav Quote
Eric Exit Interview:
Julie: "So, is Lisa the one?"
Eric: "Well, right now... for sure!" ... wow, talk about commitment (bwaaahahaha).

Most Memorable Moment
Toss up!
~ They really focus a lot of tv time on Lisa - and I think that’s because everybody thought it would be her leaving the house - and I just could not help thinking that she looks remarkably like Francine Frenski - the monkey girl on the kids show Arthur.
~ My own laughter when I realized that they were going to be bringing one of the tossed house-mats back into the show. More on that in a bit.

Best bit from the Live Feed Transcripts
Well Danielle proves that Olives make for exceptional gaseous emissions. Much the discomfort of everyone else... The gang gets into a discussion about how much people are farting in their sleep... and Danielle is Id’d as the clear (or is that foggy?) winner.
Also, there is this moment when Gerry does some sort of an impersonation of a Razor Back Gorilla and chases Marcellas around the house, totally freaking the shit out of his black-and-shiny-ness. I couldn’t tell if it was a tongue in cheek freak out or if he was serious when he said he almost hit the panic button. (panic button: there is a button the house-mats can slam to achieve an instant exit from the house.)

Estrogen
Well it’s going to be all about Chiara for the next week... with a little upstaging by the big surprise. She wins the head-girl job by tossing a bowling ball "closest to the line" and beating out the odds on favorite, Jason. I was hoping for Josh just for the fun of it... but, considering that Lisa will eventually work out that Chiara voted to toss her, this could be fun. Now I dunno if everybody noticed this, but when they were talking about the next America’s Choice question ("what kitchen appliance should the house-mats get?") we get this shot of Chiara sitting in the Idiot Room asking for a blender and she has these fucking monstrous tit encroaching sweat stains growing out from under her arms... it’s just huge!!

Lisa? What can I say... she thought she was outti... and there she sits... with her monkey face. :D

Danielle... is totally lil’miss game girl. She may get too serious for her own good soon.

Marcellas is still laying low from a "video moments" point of view.

Testosterone
Yikes... Eric. What a tard... he falls in love with Lisa, tells the world, crawls over her like a paying customer and then within 15 seconds of leaving the house he comes out with that quote; god help him if she hears that and he hasn’t done anything to make up for it... like chopped off his own head.

Roddy was totally freaken stunned when Eric got tossed... it was priceless. He was just in shock. He instantly ruined the shirt he was wearing with a thick cold sweat and could hardly talk. Hahahaha... I love watching these guys take little baby steps towards the cliffs of despair.

Josh? Shave, you bone head.

Tactical
Ok... it’s all up in the air again. :D I couldn’t be happier. The revealed to us that BB will be reinserting one of the four evicted house-mats next week... I have no idea how it will work. Lori, Tonya, and Amy have each been "whisked away" to sunny destinations (Amy trolling cheese buffets in Ixtapa Mexico, Lori prancing the shorelines of Cancun and Tonya flopping her big giant bags of saline around in some other island paradise. (and, sorry, but they really over-played her boobs in this bit... even had her referring to them as her "chi chi’s") They show footage of each of them having a blast and then switch back to Eric on the "you just got burned" couch with stick-girl and asked him what he thought? He answers "I’m ready! Send me somewhere..." hahaha... I dunno if he gets to go on a trip or not, but the bottom line is one of these four will be sent back into the house via some challenge next Thursday... AND the best part? The house mats will be told in advance ... so they will be going crazy trying to figure out who to bring back.

Who do you want to come back?
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