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BB3 Update!!

BB3 Update: Lisa! Close the huge mouth!

The Live Show... yeah... we get to see Julie in one of those rare occasions that her head isn't stuck in a toilet. Somebody got the axe tonight and somebody else got appointed head-boy / head-girl finally removing the skank muffin with the enormous mouth from what amounted to Josh's office.


You know... if you fed Julie Chen a single pea, laid her down on the floor, and stacked all the house-mats on top of her, a real princess would be able to feel the pea if she was giving head to the top house-mat.

In Brief
We get Gerry gesturing and posing, and various moments of the house-mats diss’ing one another then the start voting. CBS gets the mats to vote all day long and then strings them together for the show so we are left with a tie... and the final deciding vote is Roddy. The axe falls on Lori and slips away... and after a "do you remember" battle, Marcellas (yeeha!!!!) becomes the new head-boy. You just gotta know that Josh is seriously freaked.

Details?
Marcellas, the shiny black guy that looks just like the mask from that Jim Carey movie "The Mask" comes up with that quote, describing the house as Touched By An Angel meets Baywatch. This is in response to Gerry holding his arms out and proclaiming, "I sold you out before I had gotten to know your soul." Wohoo... he got to know his soul in what? 6 days. What a git.

We get some face time with the "House-Mats from the BB2" and, lucky us, we get to see Kent again... Kent and his big facial oddity... He is the MOLE!

Best Quote
Watching everyone get ready to introduce Lori to the distinction of being the "first out of the house" we see various conversations... one sticks out with booby girl (Tonya) saying "you think you can control that wacko?" when Josh proposes that they evict Amy and keep Lori. Idiot boy Josh actually votes to keep Lori.

Most Memorable Moment
While we're being tormented by the stick (Julie) with the votes, CBS treats us to some scenes from the pink-slip holders homes... Besides trying not to vomit when Amy's scary looking mom starts dusting her trophies ("Miss Majorette of Arkansas") we switch to Lori's little son (no kidding here, btw) SHOOTING a pellet riffle at a hand drawn picture of Josh. You know, guns don't kill people, people kill people, people with guns. That's right... teach 'em young.

Estrogen
Amy exudes definite Miss Majorette of Arkansas class while she's up for the axe... all smiles and thanking the judges... (can you just see her blowing all the judges at a beauty pageant?). And Tonya, when she's not having peanut butter smeared up her ass crack is taking a shower with the other girls... Lisa remains a hoe biscuit and Chiara is all sweet and horny in everything she does.
Note: interesting factoid from the live feeds... there was some "sex convo" going on with the boys and girls together when one of the women points out, in no uncertain terms that the girls had previously agreed that there was no way in hell that any of them would actually have sex in the house... keep that in mind when CBS tries to lead us to believe that sex is imminent. And they (cbs) will.

Testosterone
Josh, curled in a fetal position in the Idiot room giving his vote looks basically like he is hoping for an early release from the house-of-the-rubber-rooms-and-straightjackets.
Eric? ok... there's more than just amazing abbs there... there is also the requisite inflated ego... To quote him; "Between the three of them, I think we have more brain power." For the record, he is sitting with the three boys out of the "group of six alliance" plotting the ouster of the girls. Of course the girls are somewhere plotting the same thing for the boys... The difference is that the girls vastly out-brain-power the boys.

Tactical
Please please please... boys against the girls!
Nothing really special to comment on from a tactical point of view.

Edit: Note that the linked image here is from billiam's bb3 web site which is located at http://www.upyourmind.com/bb3/
Thanks for the RealPlayer capture... :D
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